The Real Seth MacFarlane

nerdswithvaginas:

Ya, he fucked them.

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captain-casshole:

10000 points for Gryffindor

captain-casshole:

10000 points for Gryffindor

(via linzyandhobbes)

Boys who are about my age: Hi, I'm just as young and unexpierenced as you and I have no idea of what I'm doing and I'm just trying to compensate that by being a massive dick. U wanna fuck?
Men who are old enough to be my father: Hello, well I just think that every girl and woman in this world is beautiful and should know that and I basically understand everything about anything. oh and just so you know, my voice is deep enough to give you chills and I have this laugh that will drive you crazy, oh and have you seen my cheekbones?
Me: well shit.
obsessedfool:

Top ten sexiest actors according to Total Film poll:
1. Tom Hiddleston2. Robert Pattinson3. Ryan Gosling4. Benedict Cumberbatch5. Richard Armitage6. Tom Hardy7. Alan Rickman8. Michael Fassbender9. Robert Downey Jr10. Chris Hemsworth

obsessedfool:

Top ten sexiest actors according to Total Film poll:

1. Tom Hiddleston
2. Robert Pattinson
3. Ryan Gosling
4. Benedict Cumberbatch
5. Richard Armitage
6. Tom Hardy
7. Alan Rickman
8. Michael Fassbender
9. Robert Downey Jr
10. Chris Hemsworth

(via fangirl-alldayeveryday)

Rouge: Where am I supposed to go?
Wolverine: I don't know.
Rouge: You don't know or you don't care?
Wolverine: Pick one!

thisbrunetteslife:

In Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, all of the students Professor McGonagall is teaching to dance are Gryffindors. Which means, Hufflepuffs would be taught by Professor Sprout, Flitwick would be teaching the Ravenclaws, and guess who the Slytherins get to waltz with?

“Put ………you hand …………….on ……..my …………….waist.”


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No, Pureblood already know how to dance! silly muggleborn

(Source: facebook.com, via soooooooooze)